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My ovaries

(Source: is-overrated)





purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

Lmao, gotta love that language

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via desirabls)



#FUNNY  #True  #Spanish  


Today I was eating an orange, as usual, but today I was happy to deliver a healthy baby orange newborn. Being the immature high schooler that I am, I immediately ripped a newborn out. Turned to my friend. Threw it at her, while yelling "ORANGE FETUS"!!!


#funny  #pregnant orange  #fetus  #wtf  #lol  #in physics  #crazy stories  #wow  #orange  #fruit  


onlywaytogoisup:

so freaking lucky to have such an amazing friend<3 why can’t there be more people like her in the world!

You better be taking about me kindergardiee -_- lol



#Funny  #BEStie  #Lol  #LOVE you  


teen-note:

invokes:

self0bsession:

kissmeok:

OMG I just found the Hottest boy on tumblr and he’s single! <3

His link’s here

 Addicted to his blog!!! 

WTF hes so fricken HOT

I love his blog I reblogged everything :*

His blog is perf <33333

I love this sooo much

(Source: forebidden, via how-personal)



#LOVE  #Cute  #Couple  #Kidding  


hidehaku:

beckdamisendgame:

theyahooanswers:

Am I gay?

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

is this an anime

I feel like I can never go on tumblr without, at least once, wondering what I’m doing with my life reading stuff like this…

(via desirabls)



#FUNNY  #True  #Lol  #Why  #Dude looks like a lady  #Wow  #Really